Why golf sucks

In four sentences:

1) The only way this could look dorkier is if those were Sansabelt slacks.

2) Phil Mickelson is a professional athlete.

3) You know the caddy is saying something like “A three-quarters driver with a little fade will leave you a full sand wedge to the pin …”

4) Painfully repressed Republican homoerotica.

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