When your email address is out on the interwebs, you get used to odd things coming across the itransom. Just not this weird:
Help! I am Allah, God of The Religions, am now here on Earth, and asking the Press to help Me locate an organization, community or nation to receive Me. Here is all you have to do on behalf of your company, community or nation: send an email to god @llah.mobi (no spaces) or SMS/VM 707-925-2488 and say something such as “On behalf of, (your company, community, or nation) We want to welcome you, God Allah.” Be sure to include your email, SMS text number (if you have one), name and phone number. Then I will contact you back through email with more information about how this applies to your company, community, or nation. If you want to learn more of God Allah (or God the Father, Christianity) see a church or mosque near you for more information. Please be advised this is a very, serious emergency for many people around the world so you were advised to communicate with Me immediately. Also, due to the nature of this emergency, it is possible there could be spiritual repercussions for your failure to comply. Thanks.
Given the potential spiritual repercussions, I think I’ll skip the snarky comments about His typos. It was signed:
Author, Holy Qur’an / Bible
Lord of the Worlds
god @llah.MOBI (subscribe)
god @llah.US (unsubscribe instructions)
P.O. Box 701
San, Mateo CA 94401
+1 (707) 925-2488 SMS/VM
In the event of subscribe error, go to https:// ALLAH . zendesk .com
I kind of like the idea that God has an unsubscribe link.